Achievement Unlocked
About This Game
Who needs gameplay when you have ACHIEVEMENTS? Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything. Metagame yourself with ease! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial! -John Elephants are still misunderstood :(… .-====================-. Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02 Intro Music by Minoff Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) I'll let you figure out the controls. '-====================-'
How to Play
Use the arrow keys to move your little elephant around the screen. Press the spacebar or up arrow to jump on platforms, and explore every nook and corner. Your objective is not to beat a level or boss, but to unlock as many ridiculous achievements as possible. Try doing weird things like jumping a specific number of times, sitting still, clicking strange spots, or visiting certain areas. The achievements pop up randomly as you experiment, which is the entire point of the game. Mess around freely, test silly ideas, and enjoy the satisfying ding of every new unlock. There is no failure here, just metagaming fun and self-satisfaction.